Wednesday, February 28, 2007

HELLO







EDIT: ORIGINALLY THIS WAS AN E-MAIL BUT PANDA HAS NOT ADDED DLUMP TO HIS ADRESS LIST YET FOR HIS NEW E-MAIL NOW IT IS A BLOG POST. JENNY IF YOU ARE READING THIS WE ALSO LOVE AND MISS YOU AND HOPE YOU CAN ENJOY THE PHOTOS OF STEPHEN IN ANOTHER GAY MANS HAT! PANROE OUT!

WE ARE IN NEW YORK AND WE LOVE IT AND WERE NEVER COMMIN HOME.

WE MET TWO BIG BLACK MEN NAMED ROB AND RICH AND THEY ARE GONNA MARRY US!

THEY TOOK US SHOPPING AND BOUGHT US CHIMMY JOO AND LOTS AND LOTS OF CONDOMS!

SO MODERN ART SUCKS A BIG LONG 9INC PORN STAR COCK, THEY HAD A BROKEN PIANO!

HANNAH LOVES IT!

HA HA SHE CANT DELETE THAT PART!

SO OUR ROOM MATES SUCK. ONE OF MINE IS GAY 31 WORKS AT A PAWN SHOPPE AND HAS A RED FACE WITH A WEIRD LUMPY NOSE AND LOOKS LIKE A LEPPER CON. HE ALSO HAS A BADDD HAT OF WHICH I WILL ATTACH THE PHOTO.

HANNAH SPEAK NOW.

I DO NOT LIKE MODERN ART! AND HE FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT WE HAVE SEEN REALLY GOOD ART (OF COURSE NOT MODERN!) THERE HAVE BEEN (AND THIS IS THE BAD MODERN ART I AM SPEAKING OF) THREE BASKETBALLS IN A FISHTANK OF WATER...UM...A METAL LIKE STRIP IN A LITTLE FRAME (I THOUGHT IT WAS A LIGHTSWITCH OR UTILITY BOX) .....LOTS OF STUPID PHOTOS WE COULD TAKE BUT BLOWN UP BIG (JESUS!) AND YEAH AND WE COULDN'T TAKE PHTOS IN THE WORSE MUSEUM SO WE CAN'T PROVE ALL OF THEM! SO YEAH OH WE SAW A HUGE NEW YORKER RAT IN THE SUBWAY ADN I TRIED TO GET A PHOTO BUT IT WAS QUICK!! WE ARE TURNING INTO NEW YORKERS LIKE WE ARE QUICK AND KNOW THE SUBWAY AND WALK BEFORE THE LIGHTS OH WE ARE SO COOL! MY ROOMMATES WE OKAY AND THEN KELLY ADN STEF GOT GRUMPY AND STUPID AND ANNOYING AND HYPOCRITICAL AND I HATE THEM. EVERETT, PANDA'S ROOMATE WHO PRETENDS NOT TO BE GAY IS SOOOOOOO GAY! HE DOESN'T GET PANDA'S HOMOUR....AND HE SAYS HE WANTS TO BE ALONE AND DOES'T LIEK SEX APPARENTLY AND HE THEN BOUGHT PORTRAITS OF PORNSTARS BOOK TODAY WHICH IS BASICALLY PORN PASSING AS ART! WHATVEA. SOOOOO................OMG YOU DON'T WATCH PROJECT RUNWAY BUT IT IS BIGGGGGG AND WE SAW AUSTIN SCARLETT A CONTESTANT FROM SEASON 1 IN COOP BARNEYS NEW YORK (THE CHEAPER LEVEL OF A VERY EXPENSIVE STORE BUT CHEAPER NONE THE LESS....OBVIOUSLY PR DIDN'T HELP HIM OUT!) THAT IS THE FAMOUS OF NEW YORK FOR US! ONE NIGHT A GIRL ASKED IF WE WERE WAITING FOR JAKE GYLLENHAAL WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?! I AM DOING A VOICE RIGHT NOW AND TALKING OUT LOUD IN STARBUCKS AND PANDA INFORMS ME THAT I SOUND LIKE THE BIBLE READER IN LITTLE BRITAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO MUCH PIZZA IN NEW YORK NOT BECAUSE WE WANT TO BUT BECASUE THAT IS WHAT IS AROUND AND CHEAP. WE HAVE A GOOD PLACE ACROSS THE STRET CALLED FAT SAL'S PIZZA. THIS MAC IS HARD TO WRITE ON. I AM INFORMED THAT I HAVE TO STOP. SO SEE YOU FOR 300 ON MARCH 9TH!!!! PREPARE FOR GLORY!

FROM MONROEANDPANDA.COM

WE LOVE YOU ALL AND MISS YOU ALL.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

SEXY!



THIS IS SO HOT!

L-HO YOUR HOT!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES FUCKING YES!


IT

IS

OFFICIAL!

"GWEN STEFANI has confirmed she will reunite with her NO DOUBT bandmates next year (08) to record a new album - and she can think of nothing else.
The DON’T SPEAK chart-toppers have been on an extended hiatus since frontwoman Stefani successfully reinvented herself as a solo pop star.
But the singer is desperate to return to her musical roots and has already planned their comeback hits.
She tells British radio station Galaxy,

“I got an idea in my head about what we could do and now that’s all I can think about - doing a No Doubt record.”

THEY

ARE

BACK!

MY SUPER GAY DATE!

SO THE BAILEY HOUSE HELD AN SHOW AND SHINE/AUCTION WITH ALL PROFITS GOING TO AIDS.

MEN WERE ON SALE AND GAY MEN/GAY MEN WERE BIDDING.

ONE OF NEW YORKS FINEST PIECE OF MAN MEAT/RESPECTED AUTHOR WAS ON THE BLOCK/BLOCK.

THE LUCKY WINNER/AGRESSIVE BOTTOM WON THIS HUNK OF MAN CANDY/RESPECTED HEIR FOR ONLY $21,OOO.OO.

THE BRITISH BACHRLOR OLIVER HICKS HAS THE OPTION OF BRING A FIREND ALONG/MAKING IT A THREE WAY BUT SOURCES SAY HE WILL GO SOLO/HAVE HIM SOLO OVER HIS FACE.

HICKS FINDS HIS DATE FOR A NIGHT "CUTE"/CUM ON MY FACE.

AND THE LUCK MAN WHO WAS AUCTIONED OFF AT AN AIDS CHARITY WHO IS OPENLY GAY/ANDERSON COOPER IS NONE OTHER THAN ANDERSON VANDERBILT COOPER!

CONGRATULATIONS! I HOPE OLIVER AND YOU HAVE A NICE QUIET TOTALY FRIENDLY DINNER/CUMS ON YOUR FACE.

Monday, February 19, 2007

VANITY FAIR HOLLYWOOD 2007!















HERE IT IS BEHIND THE SCENES!

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/02/behindthescenes_slideshow200702?slide=1

SOURCE!

Now They Wont Get Taken Down ;)

THE CAST!

Amy Adams, Ben Affleck, Jessica Alba, Pedro Almodóvar, Alec Baldwin, Adam Beach, Jessica Biel, Abigail Breslin, Jennifer Connelly, Penélope Cruz, Judi Dench, Robert De Niro, Robert Downey Jr., Kirsten Dunst, Aaron Eckhart, James Franco, Djimon Hounsou, Jennifer Hudson, Anjelica Huston, Rinko Kikuchi, Diane Lane, Derek Luke, Tobey Maguire, James McAvoy, Helen Mirren, Julianne Moore, Jack Nicholson, Bill Nighy, Ed Norton, Peter O'Toole, Sylvester Stallone, Sharon Stone, Kerry Washington, Naomi Watts, Forest Whitaker, Bruce Willis, Patrick Wilson, Kate Winslet, Evan Rachel Wood.

So Pretty Much ANYONE Who Was In A Movie Last Year Got A Photo, Including Jessica Bile, Jessica ALBA Who Was In NO Movies, James Dean Franco, And A Little Slice Of Patrick Willson But Never The Less AMAZING SEXY PHOTOS!

LVOE IT SO MUCH MUST BUY BUY BUY

HERE IS TO OLD HOLLYWOODLAND!

NEW YORK IN 5 FING DAYS!

Friday, February 16, 2007

ICE CREAM



OMG WHY WHY WHY! ITS REAL ITS REAL!

What does Stephen Colbert of Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report have in common with 60’s musician Jerry Garcia, rockers Dave Mathews Band, and clown-emcee of Woodstock — Wavy Gravy? Ideologically — not much (or maybe everything?) except taste — as Colbert is now a pint flavor.

The flavor, Stephen Colbert’s AmeriCone Dream is a decadent melting pot of vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle cone pieces and a caramel swirl. It’s the sweet taste of liberty in your mouth.

Recognizing that we, as a country, are at a time in our nation’s history where we need to reach across the aisle to people of all political ideologies — the left-leaning liberals at the company’s headquarters in Vermont felt it was fine to combine forces with the media man-of-steel. The company adds there are many similarities between Colbert and themselves. “He’s about political activism, so are we. He stands up for what he believes in, so do we. He supports Bill O’Reilly, and we… think he has a right to his opinion,” says ice cream Co-founder, Jerry Greenfield.

Colbert believes Americone Dream can make a difference. “I’m not afraid to say it. Dessert has a well-known liberal agenda. What I hope to do with this ice cream is bring some balance back to the freezer case.”

Stephen Colbert is donating his proceeds from the sale of AMERICONE DREAM to charity through The Stephen Colbert Americone Dream Fund. The Fund will support charities of concern to Stephen such as food and medical assistance for disadvantaged children, helping veterans and their familes, and environmental causes. Said Colbert, “I will save the world.”

Thursday, February 15, 2007

9 DAYS TO H&M!

MADONNA IS DOING A LINE FOR H&M!

ITS CALLED...

M!

NINE DAYS!

H&M!







UUMM?



The determined Jim Ellis starts a swim team for troubled teens at the Philadelphia Department of Recreation.

Inspired by true events.

Reach for it with everything you've got.

Two can reach higher than one. Eight will touch a miracle.

LAME.

SO OLD!

OK SHUT THE FUCK UP RICHARD KELLY!

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!

YOU IDDIOT!

DONT BOTHER SAYING A THING YOU MORRON!

I WISH THAT I HAD NEVER HEARD OF YOU AND THIS MOIVE!

I WANT TO FIND IT AND BURN IT SO ONE EVER GETS TO SEE IT!

SO TAKE THIS AND GO AWAY AND NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER COME BACK!

Re:

Hello all,

I have been inundated with requests about the trailer for Southland Tales... and I am sorry to say that it does not yet exist:( Sorry everyone... but I promise we are getting closer!

We are still in the process of getting the budget approved to finish all of the additional visual effects in the final cut. There were many missing and incomplete visual effects in the Cannes version, so expect lots of improvements! Fingers crossed that we get the additional money...

Release date has not been decided upon, as the distribution plans are still in the works.

We are in advanced negotiations for a soundtrack deal for Southland Tales, but until there is a locked release date... we won't know for sure.

The graphic novels are done... so I hope everyone is checking out The Prequel Saga. I really believe that the people who read the books will enjoy the film a lot more on their first viewing.

Casting is still underway on The Box... but we will not start filming until later this year... as there is still work to be done in the Southland.

In the meantime... I have been hired by Fox to write a big action film for [FAMOUS DIRECTOR]. It is a remake of a film released in 1971...

I've already started writing... and will have it finished in the next 9-10 weeks... right about the time I hope to have this whole Southland Tales thing out of my system... once and for all... for the love of God... if he is not dead, per The New York Times.

Best,

RK

9 DAYS!

MEET!

Jonathan Kroppmann!

Height: 6' 1" (185cm)
Waist: 31" (79cm)
Shoes: 11
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Suit: 40"
Suit Length: L
Shirt: 15.5"
Shirt Sleeve: 34"
Inseam: 34











LinkWithin

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...