Friday, November 30, 2007

40 FAB Years of Wilhelmina Models




Both With Sean Patterson The PREZ Of Wilhelmina !

BUT YOU Who Watched THE AGENCY All KNEW That!

I Hope MODELS Showed Up.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

They Never Get OLD!

ONE Can Never Have TOO Many David Sans Shirt Photos!




So...WHY?



ANY One Turn ON MUCH?

THEY ARE PLAYING NEWLYWEDS EPISODES!

WHY!

WE ALL KNOW IT ENDS...SO ENDS.

WHY!

What's Wrong TYM Turned A Few Quick Tricks And Now Doing Bareback Across Canada?

THATS My Only Reason For This Misshapp...

(i forget what channel they are playing on...in 75% Shore its much)

SUPER GAY CAPTIONS WITH SHIA LEBOEUF!

A NEW SEGMENT OF MY BLOG!

SUPER GAY CAPTIONS WITH SHIA LEBOEUF!

Hard To CUM UP ON....YES

FUNNY AS HELL?

YES!



Dude You Want Me To Do What? AND I Just Brushed My Teeth!



MY Jaw Shore Hurts Now All Sore...I Didn't Even Warm Up...

Monday, November 26, 2007

Long Time No LUCY

Just To Prove How FEW Faces Lucy Can Make I Give YOU The LUCY Roll

NOT LOL Cat Material Im Afraid...

Better Luck Next Time.





J-Hud Movie Plot Generator

Im SO Excited For The NEW Sex And The City Movie..

Then The Fact That J-Hud Is In The Movie Hits Me...

What Were They Thinking?

Its NOT Like She Could Fit Into A Movie Made Off EVERY Good TV Show That is Now Gone...

OR IS IT?

I GIVE YOU The J-HUD Plot Generator!

SHE Fits EVERY TV Spin Off Movie Like A GLOVE!

LETS SEE WHAT SHE CAN DO!



The Cast Of FRIENDS Is BACK! Monica And Chandler Miss The City And Those Good Old Thanks Giving Dinners At The Old Apartment. With A Few Phone Calls With HILARIOUS Results Monica Strikes A Deal Her OLD Place For ONE Night To Host A Dinner Like The Old Days. ONE CATCH! When Monica Arrives With Her 35Lb Turkey The House Is NOT Empty! LaQuisha And Her "Room Mate" La Fonda Played By Wanda Sykes Are Still At Home! Apparently They Were Snowed In And There Flight Was Canceled Last Minute! Monica Has A Melt Down About The Seating Chart. But In The End She Pulls It Off! With The Additional Help From Two Sassy Lipstick Lesbians! And We Learn A Valuable Lesson, Friends DOES Have Room For ONE More Lesbian Couple And Another 1/2 ASSED Attempt At Including Some Color!



Will And Grace Both Have Teenage Kids And Karen And Jack Feel Left OUT! They Devise A Plan To Poise As A STRAIGHT Couple And Adopt A BABY! With HILARIOUS Results! After The WHOLE Ordeal They GET A Little Choco Baby! The Same Time Across Town Kwanzaa An Un-Wed Young Black Girl From The Bronx Wakes Up From Her Coma! Turns Our That OUR Lady Nurse Sheila (Laura Kightlinger) Sold HER BABY On The Black Market While Kwanzaa Was In HER COMA! Kwanzaa Breaks Her Husband Nigh-N-GALE (Chris Tucker) Out Of Prison With PLENTY Of Black Gay Jokes Too! They Hunt Down Jack And Karen But See How Much The Love The Baby And Agree To Be The New Staff For Karen! We Learn That Black People Are Not Violent And Can Be Kept In Our Home As Help, Not Just The Mexicans!



After The EarthQuake In The OC Ryan Is Left Without A HOME! AGAIN! Well Not For LONG The OC Gets IMMEDIATE Relief From The Govonator And Soon Its Causes A Conflict With The Black R&B Community! EZAYA-J A Hot New DIVA Goes Live On MTV And Says That Arnold Schwarzenegger Does Not Care About Black People. Turns Out Thats Who Is Rebuilding The OC. WORK STOPS On The Old House! Ryan Must Plead With EZAYA-J To Bring The Black Back To Work At THE OC. He Tells Her About How Hard HIS Life Was As WHITE In The OC, With PLENTY Of Marissa Flash Backs! HER Hear Swells! And We EVEN Can Throw In A New Single To Tie In With A New Album. They For A LOVE That Will Last For The REST Of The Movie! Seth Becomes Eugene Levy In Bringing Down the House. Summer Died. So Did The Parents...



ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT! ITS BACK! Due To The AMAZING Roll That J-HAD Has BEEN ON! The Family Is Still Dealing With The Law. The Bluths Decide Its Time For A New Lawyer. They Get The IRON MADEN E.J. Iron Box. She Is HARD AS NAILS But A Voice As SOFT As A Feather. She Gives Voice Lessons To Tobias. We Get A Cross OVER When Tracy Jordan Completes Law School Due To A Strike At NBC. He Represents The Opposing Party...And Then SEDUCES IRON BOX With HILARIOUS Results! Maybee With Her NEW Job Turns The Whole Trial Into A Reality TV Show Trial For The Stars And Its A Run Away HIT!



FIREFLY! After Hoban "Wash" Washburne Dies They HOLD OPEN Auditions For The New Pilot! The Finals Come Down Between Strawberry As SASSY Black LADY With A Past No One KNOWS About. And CumKwat A Waffy GAY Lil Thing Played By Shia Labeouf! They Hire Both Witch Pits Them Against Each Other...With HILARIOUS Results! Simon (Sean Maher) Comes Out And Hooks Up With CUMKWAT. And Then STRAWBERRY Dies When It Turns Out She Is A SPIE Trying To Bring Down The Brown Coats.

TO Be honest This Was Hard To Do Because I Forgot How Most Of This Shit Ended...

But You KNOW I Hit One On The Head And It Will Be REAL!

SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW

Yesh MORE Panda IN SNOW Fotos...

HORRID I KNOW








PANDA IN A COLD SNOW YARD!

PANDAS LOVE SNOW...WELL THIS ONE DOES...I BET THE REAL ONES DO NOT

YESH I ONLY TOOK ONE FOTO...YESH IM WEARING TYE DYE...YESH IM DRUNK...OH NO IM NOT

IM HIGH ON SNOW!




Sunday, November 25, 2007

LVOE



I WANT 12 NURSE CAPS THAT SPELL OUT LOUIS VUITTON!

I ALSO WANT THE FACE MASK AND THE COATS AND THE BAGS!

<3 RICHARD PRINCE FOR LOUIS VUITTION!

ITS COMMING!










MY FAVE ALLL TIME VS COMMERCIAL!

THE ONE STRAIGHT MAN IN ME LVOES THE VICTORIA"S SECRET FASHION SHOW!

I CANT WAIT!

BUT WITH ONLY HEIDI ON THE RUNWAY ONE WONDERS WILL IT EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN?



HEIDI GOES CRAZY FOR THIS YEARS PROMO!

And The "Fashion" Looks A LIL Whack...BUT I STILL LVOE IT!

HOLIDAY 2007

SOME INSPIRATION FOR MY GIFT!

<3 ME















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