Monday, December 31, 2007

AW!



TOO Bad Its Not Easter!

Saturday, December 29, 2007

A YEAR OF MOVIES...WITH A PANDA!



BEST VISION!

Across the Universe!

The Images Are Still BURNED Into My SKULL! WHAT A Total Trip Paired With The Best Sound Track Of Non-Professional Singers And The Pure SEXY Of JIM We Cant Stop Dreaming In Strawberry Fields!




BEST DECEPTION!

Hairspray!

WE THOUGHT ZAC Was SEXY! We WERE Having A BALL With JOHN In DRAG! YOU Could Have Told ME Anything And I Would Have Bought IT UP In A HEART Beat! A TOE TAPPIN BALL O FUN GAS! WE Think The Movie Warms Our Heart And Reminds US That A Little Hair Dye And A Few LESS Trips To A TANNING Bed Makes BOYS LOOK HOT!



BEST HIDDEN GEMS!

No Country for Old Men!

Josh Borlin, Javier Bardem, Woody Harrelson. A YEAR Ago We Would Say WHO? With BY Far The BEST Acting Of The Year, We Are Amazed These Men Are Not In More Movies! We Fear Anton In Our Sleep, We Think WHAT IF For Moss, And We WEEP For WOODY Who Just BROKE Our HEART! We ALSO Think The COENs Should Make MORE Movies..




We WISH They TOOK More TIME...

GRINDHOUSE!

Coming Off The HIGH Of Two AMAZING Epic Movies The Two Got A "Great" Idea. That Idea How Ever Was Grind House. Like Two Kids Hopped Up On Sugar Porn And Pot This Movie Was Made Fast And Dirty. The Two Are SUCH Pros That Such A Fast Act Like This Still Came Off Slick And COOL. But WE Feel This Movie Had 100 Times More Potential If They Had Just SAT Down Thought Out The Movie A Bit More, I Feel It Could Have Had MORE Content And Less OF What It Was This Movie Will Never Be Taken Seriously...TOO Bad You Can Tell They Had Their Hearts In It...We Wish YOU Luck In The Future We KNOW You Can Go Do MUCH Better Next Time.



Sticking To WHAT They Do BEST!

LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD!

Justin And Bruce Are At Best The Same In Every Movie. But In DIE HARD They Are Doing What They Do BEST And They Are THE BEST AT IT! Bruce Shows Us That He IS The Only Man Who Can Pull Off The Come Back, ROCKY, Rambo, And Indy Will Fall SHORT And We KNOW IT! Justin Is Not Trying Out Anything He Cant Pull OFF! We Say STAY Safe You Rock It OUT Hot Boys And We Will KEEP Watching!



Charisma Can ONLY Go SO Far.

TRANSFORMERS!

WE LOVE LOVE LOVE LE Buff! That Saved The MOVIE For ME. And That Is NOT Saying MUCH! Proof That BOY Will LOVE Anything. You Have Your Hot Cars HOT Girls And A Down TO Earth Nice Guy That They Can Relate Too. This Is All They Needed To Make This Movie A Blockbuster Hit. As Funny Cute And Adorable As LE BUFF Is We WONDER If This Boy Has Range Or Is Another One Trick Pony Playing The Same Role OVER And OVER...We Think....yes.



BEST UnConventional Leading MAN

LARS AND THE REAL GIRL!

WE Know He Can ACT We KNOW He Looks GOOD! But To TAKE This Role, Out Of All The Movies This Year If DONE Wrong It Would Have Been The Worst And MOST Uncomfortable To WATCH. But HE DOES IT RIGHT In A NOT Outstanding Movie. The Best Range WE Have Seen In A LONG Time. We Are SO Happy To SEE An Actor Taking RISK And Making A Career! WE Know YOU Have A BRIGHT BRIGHT Future!



Worked What The LEMONS The BEST!

30 DAYS OF NIGHT!

A Bad Movie. BUT Still WE LOVE Josh! We WERE Scared. WE Wanted HIM To Live When We Could SEE The Ending And WE KNOW He ISNT Coming Out ALIVE! SOME Scary Parts SOME Good Looking Scenes. BUT When Sheriff Eben Oleson Takes HIS OWN Life To Save The Life Of His Loved One...We Still Wish He Could Have 30 MORE Days OF Night When The SUN Comes And Reduces Him To Ashes.



SO Happy ITS Over...When WE Know Its NOT!

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

WE Thought WE Would Never SEE Orlando And His Bare Chest Beat Hypothermia In Snow Ice And Rain. Our EARS Were SO Happy NEVER To HEAR Keira SWANN Speak Again. And All The Other Annoying Bits Of This Movie, WE Were TOLD Were OVER Forever For GOOD. BUT We ALL Know HOLLYWOOD Can NEVER Turn Down A Quick Buck. WE Truly HOPE They End This Before MORE Embarrassment But WE Know Thats NEVER Going To Happen.



YOU Should BE Much MORE Embarrassment Than WE Know YOU Are.

1408

John Cusack!

HAVING NO Hoped In HELL For This MOVIE And TO Still BE Let DOWN! THAT Takes WORK! A WHOLE LOT OF BAD WORK! From Stephen KING To Samuel L. Jackson. WE Could NOT Find ONE Good THING About This Movie EVER! ALL His NOMINATIONS Should BE Taken Away. And NOW We KNOW Why The BEST Award He Has Is A Blockbuster Award!



WE Wish Our Youth Could Have Been As COOL As It IS In The Movies.

JUNO!

From The Amazing Sound Track, The Set, The Art Department. We Wish Every Song We Knew Was A Hidden Rock And Roll Gem, Every Movie Was A Under Ground Cult Following. TO Be SO Vastly Wise In Music And Movies At Only 16 IS A Dream. To ALWAYS Have A Witty Remark To Say And Have Every Thing You Touch Be So Beautiful You Could Frame IT Is Impossible. We ARE Some Times Remembered That We Are In A Movie World That Will Never Exist. If We Could Have Drove ALL Night Finding A Living Room Set We Would Have But We Were 16 And Life Never Looks Like It Does In The Movie.



If The Movie Was ONLY One Minute Long It Would Be As Good.

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE!

SPIDER PIG! We SAW It A MILLION Times Online On TV On The Big Screen! But When Homer Gets Spider PIG We KNOW Its Comming. When It HAPPENS We Still LAUGH! Over And OVER! The Movie Was The Icing On The Cake!



WISH We Saw In CINEMA SCOPE!

HOT ROD!

ANDY ANDY ANDY! SO FUNNY SO SEXY! We KNOW That The Critics Didnt Blink Nor Was It The BEST! But A Missed Movie Is A Hard Thing To Swallow. The Chance Is Gone Forever And WERE Sorry Andy That WE Didnt Believe In You From The Start. We Hope You Do More No MATTER What They Say And That Your Next Movie Will Only Be Better And Better.

COULD Have Waited For It To Run On Peach Street TV!

P2!

Impossible, Pointless, A Waste Of Time. We Thought It Was Going To Be The Next Sleeper Thriller Hit Of The Year. But We Know Those Are Never Around When You Want Them. We Are Not Even Wasting More Time Typing About This Movie NOR Posting A Photo Of It.



Should Have Pushed It Back.

ZODIAC!

Jake ONLY Did Two Movies This Year. He Managed To Spread It Out Thin. We Didnt Even BOTHER Looking At Rendition. We LOVE Your Style David Fincher! The Music WAS Amazing! Haunting Yet Beautiful, Shocking Yet Funny, Fantasy Yet Historical. SO Many Things Were Working For This Movie! I Think A Late Release Would Have Some More Looks Than The Film Got When It Opened. Another Good Jake Performance And Another Great Vision From David...Too Bad It Was Too Late.



One Movie Makes You Sexy?

The Bourne Ultimatum!

You Also Had A Slow Year, We Enjoyed The The Bourne Ultimatum It Was Good. Pop Corn Movie, Sexy Twists And Turns And We Had A Great Solid Action Movie With Brains. But To Put You As The SEXIEST MAN Alive? We Wonder How Much Influence The Movie Had In 2007. We Think Less That Most Are Giving It Credit. Lets Not Say Its Anything Its Not.



We Give Up On.

Southland Tales !

With A 2006 Date We Will Be In 2008 In Only One Day. Will This Movie Ever See The Light Of Day? About Only 20 Screens Showed This Movie In 2007. Canada Has No Plans. With A Rumor Or DVD Sales In March 18, 2008 We Dont Know What To Expect Anymore And Have Stopped Holding Our Breath. We Hope Kelly Can Pull It Together Again. But Totally Dropping This For The Box Is Not Professional At All. We Thought It Was Going To Be The Best Movie This Year But We Can Only Hope To Say Its The Best Straight To DVD Movie Ive Ever Seen.

Im Shore I Missed More, But Thats MY List Of The BEST And THE Worst In MOVIES of 2007!

ITS LOL CAT ME!

GAY OR NOT?

I CANT TELL...





MY Love For Allison Janney



Steals Every Scene No Matter HOW Small Her Role!

And SHE Is FUNNY In REAL LIFE TOO!

As A Woman Of 6 Feet She Was Quoted Of Saying This About Her Height

"Years ago, one casting agent told me that the only roles I could play were lesbians and aliens."

LOL Allison Janney LOL

Er...UMM...ERRM



KIKI AND PEGG?

WORST PAIR EVER?

TOO EASY!



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WWNPHD?



ODD

Thursday, December 27, 2007

This YEAR







I Just Forgot...This YEAR I Had NO MOLLY Xmas Fotos!

HERE THEY ARE!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO




FDNY Cover Boy Turned Porn...

Now MODEL?!

He WAS On The Over Of Those FDNY Calendars...

They He Went On Guys Gone Wild....

Showed Off His 9.5 Inch... Hose

And Then They Said It Was Going To Be The Last Year Of The Calendar..

LAME

BUT NOW The Bitch Thinks He IS A MODEL!

He Is With Red NY

I Think We Know What Casting Directors And Such Will Be Looking At....

All That Aside NOT A Fashion Body...

Jake With A G!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!

YOUR 27 Years OLD!

WHAT Fun!

When Will YOU Tell The World That You Love The G-MEN?

30?

40?

Never?

LET US KNOW!

We Are Dying To KNOW

Monday, December 17, 2007

SO MANY Commercials!



For CIGGS



For PS2 LOVE It!



PS2



For YSL Opium SO HOT!



Car



Pregnancy TEST!



As Far As I KNOW This Is The Newest! Raquel Zimmerman, Natasha Poly and Freja Beha Erichsen FOR GUCCI By Gucci!

ALL DIRECTED BY David Lynch!

SO FUNNY! We LOVE The WALKEN!



I WISH HE READ TO ME AS A CHILD!

WHY I LOVE THE JAKE!



SO AMAZING!

LVOE YOU BITCH!

XOXO

SEE HIS TEETH ARE ITCHY!

SPOT ON!

IMPOSSIBLE!

OMG I HAVE TO SEE THIS!



THE STAR WARS TWO HOUR HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

AMAZING!

Also Word Is That Carrie Fisher Was So Coked Out She DOSENT EVEN REMVER FILMING THIS!

It Only Aired ONCE On TV Thought To Be An Urban Legend!

IT WAS REAL!

MOST People Don't Know Its Real And Refuse To Believe It!

Like John....

I CAN See Why The G Will Never Let People See This!

SPEED RACER!





SO SEXY LOOKING!

Adam Senn












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