Monday, August 31, 2009

WORK!

TAYLOR Is The Cover BEEFCAKE For OCTOBER TEEN VOGUE!

The 17 Looks FEROSH… Bruce Loves A Young Muscle Boy…

Well He Could Look Better… The Pool Photo Looks Strange…

Where Is The Shirtless Photo?!





Sunday, August 30, 2009

Off Her MEDS?



Anna Spotted AGAIN Out With COMMON Folk IN FLATS And JEANS!

IN A LINE For THE September ISSUE!

Is It Just Me Or Is This Feeling Like Gossip Girl?

XOXO

HARD At Work!



I Do Love Seamen Dancing Around In Costume, But Seriously I Would Rather Be On Land With The Cute One!

If This Were A Recruiting Video It Would Be Wildly Successful…

Maybe It IS…

John Krasinski Is Getting MARRIED!



Jim Is Getting Married To That BITCH Emily!

WORST!

Why Are ALL The Good Ones Straight?

I Expact An Invite To The Wedding

XOXO

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Vogue Italia September 2009



Sasha Pivovarova & Ash Stymest by Steven Meisel!

FEROSH FEROSH FEROSH!

It's Recession CHIC!

I'm Glad That VI & Meisel <3 ASH!

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

LETS GO TO THE USSR!

CHANEL Paris-Moscou Pre Fall Collection Accessories!

Super Cute Some OF It Looks A Little On The Fake Side… BUT Still CUTE FEROSH!






ALAN CAREY & LARA STONE!

Inside The SEPTEMBER Issue Of W!

Creepy Ferosh!

GOOD For Alan Booking A Major September ISSUE!

Lara However Is EVERYWHERE!






FASHIONS NIGHT OUT!

EVERYONE Is Shopping For FASHIONS NIGHT OUT!

Lettuce Grab A Jet To NYC And Go Shopping For PS1 Bags And Prada Skirts!

ANNA Will Be OUT!

<3!

And An OMFG Moment Here She Is Getting Her OWN Starbcuks Cappuccino!

Just Don't Tell Her You Like Her Necklace…

XOXO

Friday, August 21, 2009

COLOR Me CRAZY!

V

WE <3 You Linda…

BUT Too Much Of A GOOD THING?

SHE Is Looking KINDA Crazy In The EYES…

She Looks Good With Big Hair…







ALSO She Did This Look In 2003…

Monday, August 17, 2009

THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE!



INSIDE ARE THE MODELS!

Viktoriya Sasonkina, Karen Elson, Natalia Vodianova, Liya Kebede, Jourdan Dunn, Sasha Pivovarova, Caroline Trentini, Lily Donaldson, Daria Werbowy, Anna Jagodzinska, Isabeli Fontana, Coco Rocha, Raquel Zimmermann, Natasha Poly & Karlie Kloss


SOUNDS FEROSH!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

OH HAYYYY!



Mrs Brandts said: "We had our camera set up on some rocks and were getting ready to take the picture when this curious little ground squirrel appeared, became intrigued with the sound of the focusing camera and popped right into our shot."

'It was a once in a lifetime moment - we were laughing about this little guy for days!' said Mrs Brandts.

The picture was taken at the side of the stunning Lake Minnewanka in Banff National Park, Canada.

Telegraph.co.uk

Those Things Are EVERYWHERE In BANFF!

STILL Having Said That This "Little Guy" Needs An Agency NOW!

WORK!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

FAMOUS!



Randene Neill Gets Some LOVE From Ginger!

"WHY Do We DO This?"

Jay Janower Was Having A RIOT… I'm Shore Squire Was Some Where Too It Sounded Like Him For A Bit… OR Mark?

OMG! HIGH PRICLESS!



I ALWAYS LOVE SOME LOCAL COMMERCIALS!

What Is With The Baby Raper Narration?

"We Use To Give Tours To Kindergartners"

"That Won't Offend No Body?"



THE FINAL Cut Isn't Any Better… OR IS IT!?!

"AND AUTO SALES"

"80% Of This Facility"

"On The Internet Right Now!"

Only A TRUE Master Could Create This Commercial!

F-OFF SNOOD!



THE PIZZA SCARF IS THE HOT ITEM FOR FALL!

I HAVE Sean It In EVERY VOGUE You Can NAME!

AND We Can Wear Them To Minnesota!

XOXO

BLACK LIP STACK!



IT'S BACK!

AND FEROSH!

GG In ELLE?!?!

WTF!

3 SEPTEMBER COVERS!

COCAINE KATE Is THIS SEPTEMBER COVER GIRRRL!

She SNOGGED UK VOGUE, RUSSIA VOGUE, And W!

KATE Wears BALMAIN!





The Blogers Are LOVING IT Because She RIPPED The SAME Dress At An Event Back In April… POSSIBLY A Press Sample?

I Hope The Dress Is Constructed Better Than That, Other BALMAIN Dresses Go For Up To $13,395 US SO It's Prolly Around The SAME…

SERIOUSLY!

IT DON'T Even LOOK TIGHT!





RUNWAY DRESS!

Sorry Is This Fragrance Called EGO?

I WILL BEAR THE CHILD OF TOM FORD… But Having Said That This AD Is A DISASTER!

Is It Not Enough That Your Brand Is Named After You, And That YOUR The Photographer Now, And NOW YOUR THE FACE OF YOUR OWN SCENT?!?

WAS THE NAME Narcissist TAKEN?!

See Sometimes The First Thought That Pops Into Your Head Is NOT THE BEST OPTION!

Terry Richardson Was Doing A Fine Job Taking The Photos, LETS GET SERIOUS, YOUR JUST RIPPING HIM OFF!

AND Jon Kortajarena Looks GOOD As The Face Of TOM FORD… SO Did Noah Mills!

AND P.S. WE All KNOW YOUR HAIR Line Isn't That LOW And FULL WE HAVE YOUR BOOK!

XOXO

Update: Models.com incorrectly stated that Tom Ford shot the campaign, when in fact Terry Richardson shot it again.

OH Brit Birt!

UUGG Crazy Face Brit Brit Is Back… DID SHE EVER LEAVE?

I'm In LOVE With Her OMG YALL I CAN DRIVE! Face It's AMAZING!

AND That HAIR Looks 120% NATURAL!






AND She REALLY LOOKS LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE!

I THINK IM LOOKING AT THE SAME PHOTOS!


What's Gayer Than GAY?

A Three Way With Men In Spandex Slings Ramming Foreign Objects Into One Mans Ass Crack…

AKA A Viral Video For A Stupid PC!

LAMER THAN LAME!

OBV Fake!

IS THIS THE BEST SOLUTION TO SELL THIS CRAPTOP?

"SO Thin It Fits In A Tight Ass!"

TIME To Hire An New Marketing Team…

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Strange…And A Little Too Soon?

AGGY In SEPTEMBER Bazzar…

It's Cute And Styled Well… But Strange At The Same Time…

I Still Want To See The Rest Of The Issue!






FALL Into The GAP

The FALL Gap Campaign Is IN And It's Packed Full Of An AMAZING Cast Of VETERAN Models!

Gap Always Does GOOD Casting!



Sasha Knezevic Looks Like A 5'9 In Those LOOSE Jeans… Sadness :(



WILL IS BACK!!!!! UG And Straight… WE KNOW! GAWD!



Andrew Cooper Not The Most Established… BUT He IS EASY!



NOAH! Makes Those Trashy Jeans WORK!



Andrés Velencoso! You Have BEAN Around Since WILL! YOU MAY Remember Him From VUITTION With LA LOPEZ! And He Was Also The Face Of Chanel Allure Homme Sport & Jean Paul Gaultier Fleur De Male Cologne ICON!

Back To WORK!




Jamie Dornan Is Back To MODELING After His Shorter Than Short Acting Career!

I Still Don't Know How Anyone Could Say NO To The NEFF!

Jamie Dornan… You Better WORK… BUT CK Isn't Keeping Him Around For Much Longer Either… They Are Currently Holding A Model Search For The New Face And BODY Of CK Underwear…

WE MISS YOU ALL READY NEFFY!

LinkWithin

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...